Lidzaking is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witless hedgehog.

Lidzaking created the planet Venus three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidzaking, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lidzaking, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Lidzaking's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Lidzaking's Holy Commandments

1. Lidzaking loves gulls, so they must be respected.

2. Hide if seven cats approach from the south.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not kill badgers.