Mifjaddit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, staggering dragon.

Mifjaddit created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifjaddit, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mifjaddit, she will turn you into a puffin.

Mifjaddit's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Mifjaddit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Worship no other gods but Mifjaddit.