Rapviggup is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, boastful shrew.

Rapviggup created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Rapviggup, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rapviggup, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Rapviggup's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Rapviggup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Rapviggup.

3. Never eat peanuts.

4. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

5. Hide if three foxes approach from the north.