Sagstipgep is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, impressive squid.

Sagstipgep created everything that exists four million years ago.

If you believe in Sagstipgep, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sagstipgep, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Sagstipgep's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Sagstipgep's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from turquoise swans for they are unholy.

2. Put Sagstipgep first in all things.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Sagstipgep on top of important buildings.

5. Never write about planets.