Fadhatjin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, tranquil aardvark.

Fadhatjin created the planet Mars four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadhatjin, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fadhatjin, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fadhatjin's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Fadhatjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Never laugh in the presence of bats.

3. Always treat manatees with great respect.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never look in ponds.