Flattonsak is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, idiotic toad.

Flattonsak created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Flattonsak, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flattonsak, she will jump up and down on your head.

Flattonsak's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Flattonsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not dye your hair green.

5. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.