Belltinnab is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-knowing zebra.

Belltinnab created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Belltinnab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Belltinnab, it will turn you into a worm.

Belltinnab's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Belltinnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always help rats.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never look at black holes.