Cedbunvil is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, vain slug.

Cedbunvil created viruses six million years ago.

If you believe in Cedbunvil, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Cedbunvil, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cedbunvil's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Cedbunvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never pour water over plants.