Getbogontmifzan is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, sapient hare.

Getbogontmifzan created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Getbogontmifzan, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Getbogontmifzan, she will torture you forever.

Getbogontmifzan's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Getbogontmifzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. You must pray to Getbogontmifzan five times a day.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think about gravity.