Viggodtonk is a god.

He takes the form of a large, contented cobra.

Viggodtonk created the planet Earth two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Viggodtonk, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Viggodtonk, he will boil you in a big pot.

Viggodtonk's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Viggodtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

5. Always help sick tortoises.