Capbepkip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, unselfish skunk.

Capbepkip created the planet Earth seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Capbepkip, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Capbepkip, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Capbepkip's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Capbepkip's Holy Commandments

1. Capbepkip must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not speak about bread.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.