Cebbomkip is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, strong centaur.

Cebbomkip created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Cebbomkip, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cebbomkip, he will send you a sign.

Cebbomkip's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Cebbomkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never look at planets.