Cemlimteenquill is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, humorless skunk.

Cemlimteenquill created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Cemlimteenquill, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cemlimteenquill, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cemlimteenquill's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Cemlimteenquill's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Cemlimteenquill.

2. Do not eat gooseberries.

3. Always treat ducks with great respect.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never feed apples to seals while wearing gray jumpers.