Waphakbig Bogbatben is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, astonishing snake.

Waphakbig Bogbatben created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Waphakbig Bogbatben, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Waphakbig Bogbatben, he will ignore you.

Waphakbig Bogbatben's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Waphakbig Bogbatben's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Do not speak about pineapples.

4. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

5. Do not make images of living things.