Tommigwap is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, vain gnu.

Tommigwap created humankind four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tommigwap, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tommigwap, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tommigwap's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Tommigwap's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry goats.

2. Always help sick doves.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Never eat peanuts.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.