Botkipven is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, overgenerous jackal.

Botkipven created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Botkipven, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Botkipven, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Botkipven's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Botkipven's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Botkipven.

2. Always help sick snakes.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

5. Do not covet oxen.