Busrullnell is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, strong centaur.

Busrullnell created Africa nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Busrullnell, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Busrullnell, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Busrullnell's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Busrullnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Retreat if four bats approach from the west.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Hide from fawn capybaras for they are unholy.