Binkipflap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, bad-tempered dryad.

Binkipflap created humankind nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binkipflap, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Binkipflap, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Binkipflap's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Binkipflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peas.

2. Never paint your head violet.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. You must love Binkipflap.

5. Never look at nebulae.