Dossmetduss is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish mole.

Dossmetduss created everything that exists nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossmetduss, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dossmetduss, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dossmetduss' most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Dossmetduss' Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dossmetduss.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never write about amino acids.
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