Wankemart is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, self-confident dragonfly.

Wankemart created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wankemart, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wankemart, she will cry a lot.

Wankemart's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Wankemart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not eat oranges.