Hapbimdad is a god.

She takes the form of a small, wise frog.

Hapbimdad created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Hapbimdad, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hapbimdad, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hapbimdad's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Hapbimdad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven seals approach from the south.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Birds are not to be trusted.

4. Do not eat peanuts.

5. Never sing in the presence of nematodes.