Mipwigfud is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sapient hare.

Mipwigfud created an atom four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipwigfud, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mipwigfud, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Mipwigfud's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Mipwigfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Erect eight tin sculptures of Mipwigfud on top of important buildings.

5. Put Mipwigfud first in all things.
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