Santallarn Wotfonarmlagranartpang is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, pitiless wyrm.

Santallarn Wotfonarmlagranartpang created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Santallarn Wotfonarmlagranartpang, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Santallarn Wotfonarmlagranartpang, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Santallarn Wotfonarmlagranartpang's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Santallarn Wotfonarmlagranartpang's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never talk about hamsters.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Santallarn Wotfonarmlagranartpang.

5. Do not hurt monkeys.