Rattenbun Milfobbig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, amazing wasp.

Rattenbun Milfobbig created a photon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rattenbun Milfobbig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rattenbun Milfobbig, he will turn you into a plant.

Rattenbun Milfobbig's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Rattenbun Milfobbig's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.