Ominvonkken is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, caring lion.

Ominvonkken created Asia six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ominvonkken, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ominvonkken, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Ominvonkken's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Ominvonkken's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths in need.

2. Never feed strawberries to monkeys while wearing indigo scarves.

3. Always help shrews.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not take Ominvonkken's name in vain.