Fabwotsas is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, vain snail.

Fabwotsas created an up quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabwotsas, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fabwotsas, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fabwotsas' most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Fabwotsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peanuts.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Erect four gold sculptures of Fabwotsas on top of important buildings.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.