Ladriggad is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, cheerful swan.
Ladriggad created energy eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in Ladriggad, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in Ladriggad, it will turn you into a frog.
Ladriggad's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Ladriggad's Holy Commandments
1. Always take life seriously.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
4. Pray towards the north.
5. Never eat green fruit.