Dimrilhot Funqueegnel is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, resourceful centipede.

Dimrilhot Funqueegnel created an atom seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dimrilhot Funqueegnel, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dimrilhot Funqueegnel, she will throw large rocks at you.

Dimrilhot Funqueegnel's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Dimrilhot Funqueegnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not dye your hair mauve.

3. Always help pigs.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Dimrilhot Funqueegnel.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.