Motdodbom is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, narcissistic cat.

Motdodbom created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motdodbom, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Motdodbom, it will make you grow a tail.

Motdodbom's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Motdodbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always help sick swans.

5. Never wear coats.