Motfudapp is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, humorless ant.

Motfudapp created a top quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Motfudapp, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Motfudapp, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Motfudapp's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Motfudapp's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Motfudapp on top of all buildings.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

5. You must love Motfudapp.