Targbitgof is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, temperamental cow.

Targbitgof created water nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Targbitgof, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Targbitgof, he will turn you into a tree.

Targbitgof's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Targbitgof's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Targbitgof on top of all buildings.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never wear yellow scarves.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.