Vinshavquill is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, amazing wyrm.

Vinshavquill created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vinshavquill, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vinshavquill, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Vinshavquill's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Vinshavquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Vinshavquill's name in vain.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.