Danlamfun is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, narcissistic meerkat.

Danlamfun created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Danlamfun, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Danlamfun, it will curse you with boils.

Danlamfun's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Danlamfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Feed all hungry badgers.

4. Always help cats.

5. Never pour water over plants.