Dumvolleg is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-assured eagle.

Dumvolleg created humankind two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumvolleg, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dumvolleg, she will send minions to preach to you.

Dumvolleg's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Dumvolleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick rats.

2. You must never eat tomatoes.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dumvolleg.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always take life seriously.