Kipgedtag is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, emotional parrot.

Kipgedtag created the planet Earth three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipgedtag, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kipgedtag, it will turn you into a plant.

Kipgedtag's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Kipgedtag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from yellow moths, for they are unholy.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not kill great tits.

4. Put Kipgedtag first in all things.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.