Wonfebdot is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, humorless newt.

Wonfebdot created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonfebdot, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wonfebdot, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wonfebdot's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Wonfebdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

2. Feed all hungry snakes.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never write about asteroids.