Nillparknart is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sapient rhinoceros.

Nillparknart created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nillparknart, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nillparknart, he will jump up and down on your head.

Nillparknart's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Nillparknart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Run away if four sheep approach from the south.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nillparknart.