Bapdotvad Logmegkin is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, loving hippopotamus.

Bapdotvad Logmegkin created Asia five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bapdotvad Logmegkin, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bapdotvad Logmegkin, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Bapdotvad Logmegkin's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Bapdotvad Logmegkin's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bapdotvad Logmegkin.

2. Bats are not to be trusted.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Bapdotvad Logmegkin loves rats, so they must be honoured.