Niltam is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unjust scorpion.

Niltam created matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Niltam, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Niltam, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Niltam's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Niltam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Run away from red squirrels, for they are unholy.

5. Feed all hungry goats.