Weewitbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, omnipotent whale.

Weewitbiss created a bottom quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weewitbiss, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Weewitbiss, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Weewitbiss' most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Weewitbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Weewitbiss' priests.

2. Worship no other gods but Weewitbiss.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never paint your chest turquoise.