Cabnartflig is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthoughtful lion.

Cabnartflig created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabnartflig, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cabnartflig, it will be mildly annoyed.

Cabnartflig's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Cabnartflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat aubergines.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not take Cabnartflig's name in vain.