Hensterget is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, contented alligator.

Hensterget created a photon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hensterget, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hensterget, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Hensterget's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Hensterget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Worship no other gods but Hensterget.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hensterget.

5. Never write about black holes.