Gilmis is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, calm weasel.

Gilmis created time and space eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gilmis, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gilmis, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Gilmis' most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Gilmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about seals.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Gilmis loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

5. Gilmis must be the most important thing in your life.
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