Citcipdot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, awesome pig.

Citcipdot created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citcipdot, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Citcipdot, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Citcipdot's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Citcipdot's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Citcipdot.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Put Citcipdot first in all things.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Citcipdot loves horses, so they must be honoured.