Yarppasken is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unsympathetic squid.

Yarppasken created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarppasken, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yarppasken, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yarppasken's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Yarppasken's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick shrews.

2. Put Yarppasken first in all things.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yarppasken.

5. Do not take Yarppasken's name in vain.