Citgeplop is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tranquil guinea pig.

Citgeplop created life three billion years ago.

If you believe in Citgeplop, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Citgeplop, she will turn you into a duck.

Citgeplop's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Citgeplop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Run away if nine snakes approach from the south.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Never jump in the presence of gulls.

5. Do not eat lemons.