Bundapgeparp is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, weak badger.

Bundapgeparp created the planet Mars nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bundapgeparp, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bundapgeparp, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bundapgeparp's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Bundapgeparp's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Worship no other gods but Bundapgeparp.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always stare at clouds.