Ontflisnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, awesome dragonfly.

Ontflisnurl created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ontflisnurl, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ontflisnurl, it will think nothing of it.

Ontflisnurl's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Ontflisnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Never talk about ants.

4. Always treat manatees with great respect.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.