Gabflapdit is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, pitiless dryad.

Gabflapdit created water four years ago.

If you believe in Gabflapdit, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gabflapdit, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gabflapdit's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Gabflapdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not kill gulls.

4. Never wear purple boots.

5. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.