Rilcudlan is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unsympathetic wren.

Rilcudlan created the Andromeda Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rilcudlan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rilcudlan, it will not care at all.

Rilcudlan's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Rilcudlan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Horses are not to be trusted.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always stare at clouds.